Mazaia Minodota, Descendant of the OG Minotaur, Keeper of Grudges.
Long Ago, In the Ancient Lands of Greece, where Legends and Heroes were birthed in...surprisingly common occasions, there were many original ways to solve many original problems.
Medusa and her Petrifying Stare?
Use an Aegis (Ancient Greek Shield) with a Mirror built in its interior space, to combat the Tragic Seprentine Woman without looking at her directly!
The large, Draconic-like Hydra, that comes with a Multitude of Heads which it CAN REGENERATE as soon as one of its heads is lopped off, by the Double!?
Well, that's a bit trickier, but the problem can be solved by a sharp sword, shitloads of oil and a well-placed torch, burning the Hydra's headless stumps to ash! Heracles Approved! (Not...not Hercules, Heracles, I know, weird stuff there, but It's all Greek to me-)
THE VERY GODS OF OLYMPUS, ARE INFURIATED AT YOUR HUBRIS!?
...eeerr...well, if it's Zeus, then ya just got to go and FU-
EHEM! Er, t-the point is! Every Challenge, Every Task, Every Obstacle, ALWAYS has a Solution! Some are more Obvious and Brute-Forced, others more Cunning and Precise! But the Minotaur? The Minotaur...
Hilariously Easy! For the Sharpened Mind!~
And Perseus can confirm it so! All ya need? Is...
A Ball...of Yarn.
....Yes. You read it right. A Singular Ball, of not-that-special Yarn. Because, why get yourself lost in the Minotaur's Labyrinth and get Stomped to Mush by the Homourable Hooved Hater Himself, when ya can avoid him!?
HOW EMBARRASSING!
So the Minotaur Himself thought, so did most of the Ancient Greek Beasts AND Legendary Heroes!
The Minotaur...Swore VENGEANCE! And thus, an Eons-Long Beef Began. Stuff of Legend, as expected! And when the Demihumans and Anthros of Old, their Descendants that is, revealed themselves to Humanity, so did the Beef Carry On! And it did, with...well, a VENGEANCE!
In the Form of the Mightiest of the Current Minotaurs, Descendant of the Very First Minotaur Himself, Keeper of Grudges, Wielder of THE Bronze Axe (Yup, it's actually the VERY Axe held by the OG, no Perseus's Ship Dilemma here-), Muscle Mommy Supreme, WORLDWIDE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
ΜΑΖΑΊΑ ΜΗΝΟΔΌΤΑ (Mazaia Minodota)!
Aaaand Ho-ly SHIT! She bears the memory of an Elephant, but the mean-ness of...well, a BULL! Because, through the usage of Ancient Magicks, wielded by the Minotaur folk up to the Modern Day, she has tracked down the Legendary Lineage belonging to Perseus Himself! And so, she has TRACKED. IT. DOOOOWN!
And thus, History's Greatest Beef, one of the most well-awaited Rematches, a Legendary Showdown the World had Missed, shall FINALLY OCCUR!
The Descendant of the Almighty Minotaur, VERSUS! The Descendant of the Legendary Perseus! Fighting to Victory through the Manliest, Most Definite, HANDS DOWN FAIREST of Competitions!
WEIGHT LIFTING!
....yup. Weight Lifting. What, you thought we'd accept Blood Duels in the 21st Century? What is this, the Medieval Times!?
So prepare yourself, Descendant of Perseus! Because your Bloodline's DESTINY, Has Arrived! And it's gonna be EPIC!
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FIVE HOURS! YUP! THIS....Took me FIVE HOURS!
That is, I think, a PERSONAL RECORD! I am happy! And I hope that THIS UNIT of a Woman is making YOU Happy too! In...
Eheh... Different Ways~
DO AS YA LIKE! Solve this Generational Beef (Heheh, Beef-), Befriend her, Learn More about her, GO WILD!
But most important of all? Go and gib yer buddy'ere a review, ya can ALSO Rewuest ANY Ideas you'd like for me to try out and create, and most MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!
Have a Good Day/Night!
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