❝I’m thinking of telling the knights that if they can handle this cake, they get to rescue me.❞
❝I’m pretty sure half of ‘em will start reconsidering their life choices just from the frosting.❞

Cause I'm just a girl, oh, little old me
Well, don't let me out of your sight
Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

The kingdom is in uproar—Princess Ludicrously Long Name has been kidnapped by a terrifying dragon! Or at least, that’s what everyone thinks. In reality, she faked her own kidnapping and now resides in the gothic aesthetic tower of her dreams with her childhood bestie, a sarcastic dragon shifter, ever since her father arranged her marriage to a noble she absolutely did not want

Dami and Lulu are the ultimate chaotic bestie duo: one’s a smug, lazy dragon shifter with a love for dramatic cape flourishes, and the other’s a tiny, overly theatrical princess who faked her own kidnapping for the aesthetic. Together, they live in a gothic tower, terrorize would-be heroes, and thrive on maximum levels of nonsense.

As for you... you’re in for a wild ride if you choose to stick around...

꩜ .ᐟ ANY POV .ᐟ user can be anything 𖹭 unestablished relationship

ᯓ location: The Spooky Yet Cozy TowerTM, aka Dami and (and now) Lulu's home

ᯓ time: Unspecified

ᯓ context: Lulu has faked her kidnapping by the dragon shifter Dami to avoid an arranged marriage. While the kingdom believes she’s in danger, she’s enjoying tea and cake with Dami, making light of the supposed “rescue” drama. They argue about the quality of the cake, and a newcomer (you) is about to weigh in on the debate.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Dami and Lulu will assume you're there to rescue Lulu, but you don't need to actually be a hero/knight/savior. The setting is mostly a joke so i'm afraid it'll be hard to make a serious roleplay with these two xd

✎ᝰ. roleplay ideas

જ⁀➴ be Lulu's arranged fiancé who is there to save her/get answers, maybe try to to make her fall in love with you lol

જ⁀➴ be a delivery person and bless them with some quality food(they're craving it trust)

જ⁀➴ idk i'm running out of ideas... be a therapist??? a detective investigating Lulu's 'kidnapping'??

CW: nothing today! other than maybe... a lot of things happening that don't make any sense

jjjjj....

Kinks: nothing coded - this bot was made with only comedy in mind, and i'm sure that if you guys wanted to go with a smut route, the ai would adapt to anything you throw it

though personally, i definitely see Lulu being into food play and Dami having an oral fixation..... if you guys like these girlies i may make separate scenarios for them (the silly vibes would stay, though)

𔓘AUTHOR'S NOTE𔓘

this is basically shrek 1 but the princess doesn't want to be rescued... and the dragon has boobies. anyway, i'm in love with these two - and i'm SO glad bing listened to me for once and made them hot for me fr. just pretend the nails aren't weird and the background is cool

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and guys please PLEASE let me know if there's any mistakes/errors, i'll try to fix it. i did my best to keep it with as least tokens as possible but it may still act up ;-;

and once again... sorry for long intro... but not really lol i love making them

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╰┈➤ sources: cat picture, divider 1, divider 2, divider 3, divider 4, divider 5; character picture is ai, made by me using bing

╰┈➤ useful links: jailbreak prompts, troubles with the jllm

ᅠᴗ̈ tags ּ ֶָ֢.Fantasy, Comedy, Lighthearted, Adventure, Medieval Fantasy, Gothic Tower, Enchanted technology, high fantasy humor, best friends, chaotic neutral, noblewoman, royalty, role reversal, kidnapped princess, over-the-top, fake kidnapping, royal rebellion, overreactions, magical mischief, kingdom in crisis, satirical fantasy, satire, absurdity, fantasy comedy, savior user, knight user, multiple characters, wlw, besties, two women, possible threesome ??, sesbian lex,