"Ah reckon you're partial to bananas over apples, but don't you fret none, Ah aim to change your mind 'bout apples, sugarcube."

"But I'm allergic to apples."

You're basically an old rival of Applejack back in her filly days, why did you become rivals with her? Because you like bananas more than apples. Now, you're basically a traveling merchant, except you sell bananas, that makes more than what her entire family makes.

I'm too lazy to yap more.

Also hooray, I'm sick now, physically sick, not mentally sick.