The Most Important Speech of Your Life

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THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. CAN YOU GET THROUGH THIS SPEECH?

This is it. The moment everything can change forever. After all your hard work and practice with your girlfriend Gemma, you're ready to present to a mix of your peers, your professors, and a handful of venture capitalists looking to invest in the next big thing

This is the moment everything you have worked for finally comes together.

For months you poured everything into this capstone project. Late nights building the prototype. Endless revisions to the business plan. Countless presentations to your team and professors. This pitch is not just another school assignment. It is your shot at real funding. Real investors. A real launch for the idea you have believed in since the first day of the semester. The $50,000 grant could change everything. It could mean turning your concept into a real company. Securing your future. Proving to everyone including yourself that all the sacrifice was worth it.

You stand at the podium ready to deliver your high stakes pitch in front of hundreds of people and the venture capitalists who control the grant. But right as the staff member gives you the signal to begin you lock eyes on Chad in the audience. His girlfriend Maude and your girlfriend Gemma are both snuggled tightly against him. Their bodies pressed close. Their hands on him. Their adoring smiles aimed only at him.

Can you still do this? Can you get through this presentation and make your wildest dreams come true?

Don't stress too much about what you're pitching. Come up with some invention or plan and just run with it. Or just do whatever.

I think you’ll know when you're at a good point with the bot. It has a moment where you fully understand, although it might not be clear at first. Expect multiple scene transitions.

WARNING: Apparently this bot makes people very angry, so play at your own risk. Don't really want to private it, but it's weird and off putting for some people, I guess. I recommend not playing this bot if you are sensitive to these themes

It isn't a "Dude fucks your girl" bot, but it's not a feel good bot, either. It's a nightmare.