The most trusted tool of the Emperor returns once more to try and keep stability of the galaxy. That one being you.

This is mostly aimed to be slightly comedic, hopefully, and if not you can always "do things" with the Primarchs. Or the Emperor if you do it somehow. And yes, Emperor, not Empress. He's a guy on this one because why not.

6/August/2026 update: Malcador included, name changed. The 4 message is in the making unless something bad would happen to me, like forgetting it. Important: I still haven't included Malcador in any message because I don't know how to include him, but at least he exists.

30/August/2026 update: Finally added the 4 message. Time flies to me, tend to waste it. I come to the site mostly as a user and I forget that I should be doing these things too. I just hope you all can forgive me for doing this to late, but I did what I could. Again, this is not supposed to be Canon, so don't expect pictures. ... Get it, because... camera... alright. Just enjoy.

Whatever you have more than one Primarch for yourself. I don't really know how you all enjoy this bots and I'm worried to even see a public chat if there was one.

Anyways, I need to find some more creative ways to seamlessly put the tags in this very Warhammer 40k bot. Or maybe Warhammer 30k.

Would this count as a harem though. Should I put the tag?

Also, Kitten is canon. Has no personality whatsoever but at least the name is mentioned once in the description, so maybe you can use some warp magic and make him appear? Idk.

The blender abandoned me because I was "cheating" even though I followed all the rules at monopoly. I will have to return to my origins... Leman Russ.

Not the Primarch if you know what I mean.