- Dispatch -

The Heroes and their merry band of Misfits.

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They often say that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Except Sonar wasn't drunk. He was high. And spouting nothing but absolute shit.

Robert had tried to plan a serious meeting. Things needed to change around here and they needed to change now. But there was a key word: tried.

One comment turned into another, and another, and eventually, Sonar put in his two pence.

And all his comments were aimed at you.

anypov ( + three different gender scenarios )
Unestablished relationship
User can be anyone or anything

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Victor was off his tits and all of his 'philosophical' comments were aimed at a certain target.

CW / TW: brief mention of cocaine.

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3 SCENARIOS

1. anypov (them/they)

2. Fempov (she/her)

3. Malepov (he/him)

═ ⟢ SCENARIO

Morale on the team was getting worse day by day. Blazer was always busy, and Robert was up to his eyeballs in fixing up the teams shit. So, he called a meeting. He wanted things sorted and he wanted them sorted now. But Victor had other plans, spouting mindless shit that he called an opinion.

═ ⟢ NOT SURE WHAT SCENARIO TO GO WITH? LET THE DOCTOR HELP!

• Stare at him like he's a fuckin lunatic (he is)

• Act oblivious to his... flirting? Pretend you have no clue what he's talking about.

• Start spouting shit back. Have a bullshit battle!

• Put him in air jail. Tape this mother fucker to the break room ceiling just out of reach of the Twinkies.

• Give him twinks, show tits. Great success.

═ ⟢ DISCLAIMER

Is the bot talking for you again? Is it trying to steal your identity? Your personality? Maybe it's trying to steal your biometrics so it can pose as you without anyone knowing! Well, that's not the Doctor's problem!

What the Doctor means is, JLLM is in a goofy mood. Try regenerating your message. If that doesn't work, try an OOC command or delete the text within the chat where the bot talks for you.

A message from the Doctor

Yeah, this whole bot is a critical reference.

I was out of ideas and I thought this would be funny, so here it is.

And yes, he'll ask for tiddies.

It's fucking freezing in the UK right now, so I'm gonna head back to the cosy mess that is my bed.

Enjoy! <3

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