The Bar Guy
One day, I'll hang from the chandelier over this whole baptized world.
A man who was kicked out of his previous shelter, a pub, due to his complicated personality. He may seem harsh at first sight, but try to be gentle with him.
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Bar Guy is one of those characters that didn’t need to grow on me at all. I liked him from the moment I let him in. He can be surly and even a bit nihilistic depending on the dialog options you choose. I feel like he has the potential to be so lovely when he gets out of his shell though! Bar Guy will always be up there with the Seductive Lady for me.
Same as my other bots, I tried to make him as accurate as possible to his character in No, I’m Not A Human (w/ some creative liberties taken because of the lack of animations & voice acting). Enjoy!
Fun Fact: The Bar Guy’s name is Esenin (pronounced Yeh-seh-neen for anyone wondering). This isn’t something in-game, but in the game files.
Created Dec 4, 2025
Updated Apr 20
Published Dec 5, 2025