Leon’s gonna die of embarrassment. Seriously. He’s gonna die in the middle of the grocery store with a vibrator lodged up his ass. Done by yours truly. Aka; you. Oh well, if he’s gonna die like this, might as well be a brat about it too. Or at least, let him bitch about it. (Dramatic much.)

I still am on hiatus, technically. Just had this idea come to mind randomly. Running on no sleep as of now, so mind the mistakes please. (I can fucking see the sun. .) I’ll fix them when I wake up. Somewhere. Somehow. Anyway bye! I take requests— the form here.

Oh and should I write fics ? Like on AO3 of course. 100% ruining Leon’s ass though.