HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA we all scream in unison.

Can we go home now? it’s getting later baby. Can we go home now? you think it’s time to give up. we’re on our own now, no place to drive you crazy. come share a home now, i’m okay till tonight.

NOW PLAγING: Sweet boy, by malcolm todd.

↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

he misses his mama. she was the gentlest. but gentleness isn’t survival, is it?

Trigger warnings?

• parental abuse in backstory

• let’s have sad eyes like mama

• allusions to his mother’s death

• sh

Speaking for you/ repetition?

this isn’t my fault and I can’t do anything about it. It’s because of the LLM, unfortunately.

~Author notes~

i can’t copy the request link for some reason, so it’s gone for now 😞 he misses his mom so hard i think he’d cry if you yelled. ik he was not given a lot of interaction but he’s baby and i think that he deserves it!

tis a late birthday present for me, mine birth was in april

Continuation tiers!

<100: not getting a continuation.

100 chats: possible alt

500 or higher: definite alt.

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User’s role?

• user is his new owner

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