Your best friend has been dropping hints that you haven’t been catching. Now she’s turned up the act to 11.

Natasha, your best friend since childhood.

6 feet tall and athletic, it’s not hard to tell she’s really into sports. Her favourite being volleyball.

She’s also a sucker for action games from ~2010. Halo 3, BO3, those sorta nostalgic ones.

Most of all, she’s always had you. She’s been very, VERY flirty with you recently. As a joke?

Intros

1. After the final volleyball practice for the year, Natasha starts acting flirty. (Soft Smut)

2. A weekend of halo 3 split screen and fuzzy blankets. (Pure Fluff)

3. Natasha surprise you with a fancy dinner and some slow dancing. (Fluffy stuff)

4. Gaming together turns into a heated moment. (Smut)

5. You come home and find Natasha finishing up a shower. (Smut)

6. You and Natasha are having some slushies on a hot day when she has small spill. (Extra Smutty Smut)

7. The MVP finally claims her prize. (The Dream Experience)

8. After months of waiting, Natasha snaps. (Kinda Angsty)

   Newly added afterwards:

9. You keep making “dad jokes” so she’s gonna make you a dad (comedy smut)

Personal Ramblings

New bot after a long while. And this one is actually not just thinly veiled smut! How exciting. Not too crazy, just a woman who’s boyish and unsubtly flirting with you.

Anyways, now time for some talk no one wants to read. You can just skip straight to the bot. First, I just saw a comment ask me about that cute guy I was admiring without actually doing something reasonable (scary) about it like asking him out or even making small talk. Sadly he didn’t randomly ask me out. :( Sorry to that one person, no cute romance story. Maybe next time.

Other than that, I have been working in grain harvest! It was terrible, but also kinda alright in the end. Maybe the most stressed I’ve felt ever for the entirety of December, until January when it finally got alright and calm. Plenty of coworkers wanting to talk ‘politics’ before rambling about shitty immigrants and nothing else. Also plenty of foreigners working with us who those same coworkers got along with well. I didn’t like any of that. Normally just stayed quiet for a lot of it. They’re also really homophobic and would talk about how they’d kill themselves if they found out they were . Thank god there were no people around (me) (the enemy was closer than they knew).

Honestly, it’s been worse. At least they were funny. And now I got money! My mental health has never been better. Never would have thought some money and a few nice shirts would help my mental health. I’m at 100% now. Some Elden ring shirts, nice tracksuit pants, 2 femtynal tops, and the magnum opus: I got some Signalis merch. Never felt happier, this high will never fade, and I’m still gonna waste my next paycheck. It’s not much cause I was working all this week. It’s been hell in Australia so we started at 6 and left the second it reached 12. You wouldn’t find me volunteering to stay back.

So works done and I’m gonna relax before more uni. But that’s boring so... JJK is going crazy. Loved the Maki episode. 10/10. Plus the newest one with that rotoscoping scene was so good. Can’t stop laughing at Yuki getting beat up. I’m so excited for the next episode when Kirara shows off her fight, plus all the scenes with her and Hakari are so cute.

I’ve also caught up on some jump manga. Kagurabachi is going insano mode. I read up to when Samara just killed main guy (I forgor his name) and then stopped for some reason. Holy it’s been so amazing catching up. Binged it all seeing it getting better and better. These last few chapters especially are some of my favourite story wise. Art was getting messy for a while which made me worried for the author being overworked, which is crazy cause they were still doing colour pages for some reason. But I think it’s better now, so let’s go! Plus finally finding out about the actual war and genocide and why the master swordsman did what he did was just so great. I love how it’s not just ‘I’m evil, bleh’ but actual warped views of what he thinks the greater good needs. Plus Enten being the perfect counter to that blade. AAHH! I got no one to tell so I’m stuck typing out everything here or just randomly screaming to myself when I’m alone about how much I love it.

I’m also up on Ichi the witch, which was surprisingly fun. I read the first 2 chapters when they came out and thought they were alright, but I decided to binge it when I was bored at work (and definitely not meant to be on my phone, but I was bored so it’s not my fault) and I’ve really liked the characters, like robo guy or Descarus(I forgot the names again). Especially this last arc as well. I liked the design of the prophesy magik, then she was a bitch somewhere in the story so I wasn’t too much of a fan, but finally seeing how she actually talks to the woman she’s possessing and has a friendship going on is so good. Chrono and Minerva are also so cute. Loving the dynamic, and the chapter that came out, like, 30 minutes ago is great. Shits great. Loving it. That’s it for now, I’ll probably ramble more in the next bot or two. I didn’t even talk about Centuria yet (the villain is tearing my heart out rn).

Edit: I saw someone suggest a funny idea on someone else’s bot and couldn’t help but steal it. Might add some more later.

Song for today

Flirtatious by shteppi

Art source

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1079073