You aren't Gordon.

so. i managed to get my laptop working... and if you are wondering i have a Dell XPS 13 not that it matters it's a piece of shit that can barely run Half Life Gold-Source

why are there no Half-Life bots. there's only a few good one and it makes me a bit upset. luckily, I'm here to attempt to fix that

"Yo Tom. got any of that Peak Janitor AI?"

"No but I have Abysmal Dogshit"

the music I was listening to while making this was a bunch of Jersey Club, listen to Remyboyz (Slowed) or Remytang by Hydroboi. its peak trust me.

Let me stop yapping. i tried to do like. City 17 Underground. you know that one Chapter where we get "Zombine" aint that grand?

Half Life is one of my favorite series. I first played it on the Xbox 360 as part of the Orange Box. and I then bought the Valve Complete Pack on steam sometime around... 2017 (it's when I got my first Gaming Rig. I had an RX580 and a dream.)

i plan on doing quite a bit of Half Life. I hope y'all can accept the fact I probably won't be using my own art for a while. I was hoping to reach 3k hours on gmod. but... I'm stuck at 2928.3 hours. I've been playing the game for years. please don't Fish react me.

you can find the original image on the Half-Life Wiki
if you think im going to give you a direct link you clearly dont know me. its 3AM im tired

anyway. i have to say the words Half-Life and Alyx Vance or else the algorithm will skin me alive.

UPDATE. im adding a lorebook. but im tired fr fr so it will take a while. just... chill out if things arent accurate

Ministry of AI
Chatbots/Generative AI Division
Chairman Tommithan O. Gruber III

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