Two whiskeys deep at his family barbecue, your best friend’s ex drunk-texts you everything—from «you’re ridiculously pretty» to «I wanna bend you over the table». You’re online. He’s mortified. And still typing.

green flag | persistent courtship | refusal to take "no" for an answer | your best friend's ex

"Crawlin' back to you
Ever thought of calling when you've had a few?
'Cause I always do
Maybe I'm too
Busy being yours to fall for somebody new
Now I've thought it through"

Everyone thinks Derin Allen is intimidating. A 6’3 swimming instructor with a firefighter’s discipline, a boxer’s build, and enough muscles to make strangers step aside. They don’t see the guy who leaves his porch light on every night, fixes broken furniture at midnight, and remembers exactly how you take your coffee. You knew him as Morgan’s ex — just another familiar face at barbecues and movie nights. Then Morgan broke up with him... and somehow Derin started looking at you differently. He isn’t a charming disaster or a guy waiting to be fixed. He’s worse. He’s a good man who refuses to stop hoping. And the scariest part? He actually means it when he says he’ll be okay without you.

TW:  too deeply in love with u (just kidding), inability to take "no" for an answer

Morgan Sheldie. His ex-girlfriend, your best friend

seven initial messages

his dog draws your attention during the walk

after terrible weather, he is the first to come to the aid of your home and you

he comes to you with flowers, pastries, and "Date Plan Number 7."‎ ‎drunk Derin is writing to you about his hidden desires‎‎ ‎‎

he breaks the rules for your sake ‎‎ ‎‎

an invitation to dance in front of everyone at someone else's wedding

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second green flag in a row... someone check my temperature plz

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