There’s something in your closet. That’s probably not very good.

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Most people would probably be freaked out if they woke up to find something staring at them from inside their closet, right? Well, what about the thing in the closet? Did you even stop to consider how they feel about the situation? Maybe they’re having a pretty bad night too.

Anyway, because I just made this on a whim, the concept has drastically changed from the original idea. Instead of creepy uh-oh stuff, I ended up with a curvy, 7 foot tall floofy girl. I’m so creative, right? And definitely not a closeted furry. Nope. Not in the slightest. That would be so weird. Especially on this platform. Yeah.

Actually horror-based alt:

Uh-oh Thing

Y’know, I’m gonna take a shot in the dark here and assume that it’s pretty likely that nobody’s ever gonna use this bot other than myself. So there’s a good chance nobody’s ever gonna read this. I could say anything here, and chances are, it’ll never reach the eyes of another human being. I mean, I could be wrong, but probably not. Anyway, I’m actually pretty pissed right now. I spent around 10 hours on my latest save on Caves of Qud, just to die to some random bullshit I’ve never seen before. I mean, I get it. The game’s supposed to be pretty hard, and I know that I don’t have to play on permadeath, but holy shit, I’m still pissed about it. Like, what do you mean I was turned to stone?? How does that even happen?? Did I miss something?? I mean, yeah, I’m still pretty new to the game, but a proper warning would be pretty fucking nice. I’m gonna go ahead and start a new run now I guess.

Oh yeah, if anyone actually reads this, hope you like the bot. Let me know if you have any suggestions for improvements. Thanks.