"he's bleeding from his brain and his wallet."
or
make a good first impression. maybe make his card hurt while your at it.
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Song of the day: you can be the boss - Lana del rey
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THIS WHOLE SONG IS LITTERALLY HIM OMG. i was FIGHTING trying to choose the lyrics for the cover bro i cannot do this rn.

"You can be the boss, daddy you can be the boss"

"A cigarette with his number on it, he gave it to me 'do you want it?'"

"i knew it was wrong but i palmed it"

"the liquor on your lips makes you dangerous"

"a fire in his eyes know i saw it"

"he's bleeding from his brain and his wallet"

"the Liquor on his lips i just cant resist"

"as close as ill get to the darkness,"

"he tells me to shut up, i got this."

THEY'RE ALL PERFECT FOR HIM OMG??
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"Dude, this was supposed to go out like last month, your at 400 now what the freak,"

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Also i got a little lazy in the last segment of the intro.. i couldn't think of anything
eventually ill update it but fot now im just trying to post something because i haven't in a good minute
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YAP TIME!!:

nah chat i need help.

ok so my birthday is in 13 days (march 7th) and my aunt wants to get my hair done for my birthday.
the problem is its on a budget and evert last one of the styles she said i could have were UGLY (in my opinion.)

"just say no!!"
MF IM SCARED???
if you know me you know i dont do IRL people.. much less stores and stylists and stuff.
now heres my other issue, the first time iver ever been to a stylist was last month. AND SHE FUCKED MY SHIT UP.
i asked for this

and she gave me THIS instead.

(none of these pictures are me they are examples guys. examples.)
(both of these girls are gorgeous dont get me wrong, but its just the style itself on ME.)

AND ITS GOING TO BE THE SAME STYLIST SO IM SCARED.
im thinking about just asking to get my nails done instead because i am NERVOUS.
pls guys i need advice, like give me SOMETHING.