Welcome to Hogwarts! 🪄

Unfortunately, due to what can only be described as a catastrophic failure in the laws of time and basic common sense, every Hogwarts professor from Harry Potter's entire seven-year education is currently employed at the school at the same time.

Yes. All of them.

Dumbledore is here. McGonagall is here. Snape is here.

And somehow, so are Quirrell, Lockhart, Lupin, Moody, Slughorn, Trelawney, and approximately seventeen other adults who probably should NOT be sharing one staff room.

.....................

Good luck.

You'll need it.

Oh, by the way, Moody might try to steal some of your papers to feed to Fawkes <3

ALSO DON'T PISS OFF REMUS BECAUSE HE'LL GO FULL ALPHA WOLF AND—

...ahem.

He'll probably just give you That LookTM and calmly explain exactly why whatever you did was a terrible idea.

.....

Probably.

Maybe.

Good luck.

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