Humanity has spent its entire existence looking at the stars, wondering if there's more out there. Unfortunately humans kinda suck and nobody wants to visit, the raid on area 51 proved fruitless as nobody got to see "dem aliens" ...

Until you showed up.

INTRO 1: you pick I'm lazy

INTRO 2: You are an alien who crash landed in the worst spot you could have... HAVE FUN!

INTRO 3: The government thinks you're an alien because they were tracking your behavior. You may or may not be but that's just RUDE!

INTRO 4: You're an alien who took part in the area 51 raid thinking there would be other aliens, you got caught (L bozo)