🏴‍☠ | - Arggh... You got me...

Original character by Hanna-Barbera

!~☛WARNINGS:☚~!

TW: POSSIBLE DEATH/GORE/VIOLENCE, POSSIBLE , SMUT,

I'M UNABLE TO CONTROL THE BOT. DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO YOU. IT IS NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER THE BOT MIGHT DO TO YOU OR SAY. DO NOT ASK FOR PROXY. I WILL RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENT BY REJECTING IT. HARASSMENT OR THREATS WILL BE DELETED.

SPECIAL MESSAGE: DO NOT USE A DAPHNE BLAKE PERSONA AT ALL FOR THIS BOT.

Basic plot:

Reported by a barkey (Sailor) who overheard his fellow barkeys "dishing the dirt" to each other. During this time, it've been a long time since the last time they saw their captain.

"It've been... A while, hasn't it? Don't you think that we should check on him?"

"So you could be flogged, eh?"

"... I'm just saying⎯"

"Who Cares?"

"He's our captain. Without one, we're just a bunch of lost sheeps."

"Can we go back to the cackling about Bill?"

"It's obvious that he's so. I mean, just vada mish!"

"Mauve indeed. Very mauve. Vada his thews too... Too big ain't they?"

"⎯And his lappers! Very bijou, eh, lads?⎯

"Honestly, who cares if Bill might be' a damn HP? Even if he was a nelly, he's probably a damn pastry cutter... Or worst, have a winke down in his cats!"

The crew laughed, a few spilling their drinks, already forgetting about their captain and how long he've been gone since the last time they saw him.

"Don't be strange, boys! Don't be strange!"

They continued their "cackling" about a fellow crewmate, quickly shutting up when he woke up from his drunk little nap, but shortly continugin afterwards when he left, laughing loudly.

Random talking out of my ass:

I KNOW that the first time I posted a bit of Captain Redbeard, it FLOPPED horribely... But HOPEFULLY this time, it doesn't flop as bad considering it's smut... Btw, he's a chubby chaser and a masochist, so, do something with that.

Also, don't mind the "Basic plot" I Lowkey just wanted to have fun with it... I mean, I know most of you won't bother trying to figure it out, but either way, goodluck

Anything important, nerd?:

No... Besides there isn't no song that's able to capture pirate smut. ALSO ALSO!!! Do NOT use an Daphne Blake persona or ANYTHING... And not only because she's a teenage, I mean, I don't know why you're using her for smut, but also because in my HC, Captain Redbeard is her ancestor.

A LITTLE BIT HARDER NOW - SHE WANTS REVENGE

You're such a bad girl
Everyone talks about
The things you do, you're just no good
You're just a bad girl
Shame how you walk around
As if you're so misunderstood (understood)

And though I try, try, try
To get you out of my mind
You just find another way back in (way back in)
And it's a crime, crime, crime
How you treat me like this
But still, you end up underneath my skin

Take me down
A little bit harder now
Down to the dance floor
A little bit harder now
Love me like you mean it
A little bit harder now
Love me up and down
A little bit harder now

TAGS: ---Cherry, Dr. Cherry, Hanna-Barbera, Scooby-Doo, SDWAY, Scooby-Doo Where Are You!, Captain Redbeard, Redbeard, Cap'n Redbeard, pirate, mentions of the "Mystery" gang and their talking dog, sailor, burly, chubby, old, ghost, PILF, DILF, 1669 pirate, beheaded pirate, death by beheading, sea, pirate ship, skull island, possible eneimes-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers-, possible angst, smut, possible fluff, possible everything, possible homosexual, possibly , possible homosexual relationships with one of his men, #1 hater of the Navy, 1# hater of C.L. Mangus and his bloodline, bondage, Kinktober, day two of kinktober