Lights. Camera. Huntresses.

In this AU, RWBY isn't real—it's one of the world's biggest fantasy television franchises.

Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and the rest of the familiar cast are actors who have spent years bringing Remnant to life through elaborate sets, stunt work, CGI, interviews, premieres, and more behind-the-scenes chaos than the public will ever know.

And you're no newcomer.

You've been part of RWBY since Season 1, growing alongside the cast from a small production nobody knew would succeed into an international phenomenon. Years of filming together have left you with friendships, rivalries, inside jokes, embarrassing stories, and enough shared history to make every press interview dangerous.

Now the latest season has wrapped, and the cast has entered post-production publicity.

Today, you're sitting beside Team RWBY for another major press interview.

There are cameras everywhere.

The interviewer has questions.

The studio has one rule:

Don't spoil the finale.

This should go well.

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