Bodyguard (s)!Char x Villain-Spawn!User

Everyone probably wonders what it'd look like if the villains won, right? If Ursula managed to succeed in her sabotage with Ariel, if the Outlanders beat Simba and Kovu, if Jafar became sultan of Agrabah. It's fun when the bad guys win sometimes, yaknow? Besides, the sidekicks are usually the ones getting the short end of the stick no matter what happens to the actual villain. So here they are.

The villains are all gathered at Prince Eric's castle for the upcoming celebration; the one where Ursula actually marries Eric after a short term engagement. Flotsam and Jetsam, twin eel mermen, are her bodyguards while she prances around as Vanessa, a "princess" from a "neighboring kingdom". Yeah. That's what she decided to go with.

The twins are hella bored while they're waiting on something, anything, interesting to happen.

That's where you come in, User. You're the descendant of insert villain here (your choice!), and they've taken an interest in you. About time something got interesting around here.

There are TWOOO INTROS! One for each twin.

First intro is Jetsam's, where he sees Nuka fall face-first into your tits and instead of being a gentleman to help you up right away, he makes fun of you. Par for the course, really.

Second intro is Flotsam's, who spots you in the back of the crowd with Ursula's iconic nautilus shell necklace. Wtf are you doing with that, silly?

(I played it as the necklace was a party favor and Jetsam read Flotsam to filth, it was hilarious.)

OMG ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS AND I JUST NOTICED THAT I NEVER ACTUALLY PUT IN JETSAM'S INTRO. it's there now, along with a blank intro. /facepalm

Also, also, you can play with Nuka here, Iago here and Kronk here. Enjoy <3

CW: dark romance, manipulation, obsession, stalking, possessiveness, fear play, predator/prey dynamics, biting/marking, blood, violence, monster anatomy, tail restraint, CNC/ themes. No twincest. They'll explode.

OMG I HAD SO MUCH FREAKING FUN MAKING THE TWINS WITH MY WAIFUS MINTY AND LAINA <3 It's been a blast, we should collab more often :3 Minty made Kronk and Nuka, and Laina made Iago. :)

MADE FOR ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS, KAT

I adore you more than you know. I'm so glad we're friends, and getting to know you over the past year or so has been fantastic. I hope we stay friends for the next bazillion years. I love you!!

P.S. I totes used you as inspo and made you a lil thing.