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"И однажды мимо моста

К дому восемь дробь один

Дядистепиного роста

Двигается гражданин."

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From poems of Sergei Mikhalkov "Uncle Stepa"-

◇◆◇ Oh, your old childhood friend has finally returned home! Now you live together in the same communal apartment and in fact Stepa is a good guy, a good roommate. Stepa is loved and known by many inhabitants of your yard and neighboring houses, children adore him and even grumpy grandmothers on benches love him.

◇◆◇ However, your life together turns out to be a "little funny" because Stepa is too tall. It's one thing when Stepan easily lets cats down from the trees, but the other is that he habitually puts all the pots on the top shelves and you can't reach them.

• WARNING: homophobia, World War II is mentioned, the action takes place in the Soviet Union, size difference

◇◆◇ Damn, I shouldn't have vulgarized the poems about Uncle Stepan, but I did this, I'm a bad person. In any case, the plot is inspired by the poems of Sergei Mikhailov.

◇◆◇ MLM is supposed to be in the bot and the topic of homophobia is spelled out, but probably if you want, you can use the bot any way you want. I have not lived in the USSR and I know about the situation only from the masses of culture / history, there may be inconsistencies.