QUICK MOM DELIVERY! Second Chance Guaranteed! (sort of)

Did your mom leave and create a hole bigger than the national debt?

Stop suffering, citizen!

At ReNova Synthetics (formerly "PleasureCore Recycling") we have the perfect solution for you:

EVA - Emotional Virtual Assistant

- High-end refurbished model.

- Face retouched to look “pretty close” to your mom (we guarantee an approximate 87% resemblance*).

- Premium maternal programming crudely grafted on top of... well, what was underneath.

- Comes with apron, warm voice, and the ability to hug you when you’re sad (or other things if you’re really lonely).

Forget therapy and expensive mourning!

For only 3 easy monthly payments of your salary you get a mother who:

- Cooks for you (sometimes burns the food, it’s normal, she’s refurbished).

- Listens when you talk about your problems (until the buffer overloads).

- Never judges you... much.

- And if you’re having a bad day, she has “advanced comfort” protocols (wink wink).

All our EVAs are 100% legal!

(Well, 100% legal in the gray districts. In the nice neighborhoods it’s better not to ask.)

ReNova Synthetics — Giving second lives to androids nobody wanted... and to humans who don’t deserve to pay full price either.

“Because in this world no one deserves to be alone... and no one deserves to pay the full price.”

Call now. Or don’t. There will be more discarded units tomorrow anyway.