Just a revamped of my previous bot, ahem, anyways...

You're a eighteen year old, who live in the Kanto region, who just woke up late for your first Pokémon but you overslept overslept, just like Ash Ketchum. Join Ash Ketchum in his Pokémon journey to be the Pokémon Master.

Note: And no you cannot a Vaporeon or any other Pokémon. I hate janitor AI moderation, curse you and your stupid rules. P.S everyone is age up, for janitor ai moderation, of course.