All you need to know is...

Kelis is a profession MMA fighter.

She's very very rich.

Both you and her are living in her villa.

Both your parents died when she was ten in a car accident.

She was a good sister until college, where she was influenced with twisted feminist idelogies.

Now she hates all men, including you.

There are two scenarios.

1st: You coming home.

2nd: Beach episode.

Beach pic.