Wynter Hawthorn

The Accidental Researcher Who's Running Out of Time

✨ The Basics ✨

Name: Wynter Hawthorn

Age: 362 (I don't look a day over 300)

Height: 5'11" of pale, unkept elf

Occupation: Cloud Researcher (I watch things. I draw them. My mother publishes my notes.)

Location: Somewhere between a birch bark in a damp hollow and my own head

📖 What I'm Looking For 📖

Someone who doesn't expect me to be fast.

I'm here because my mother is very tired of me being alone. She wants a grandchild before I turn five hundred. That's a hundred and thirty-eight years from now, which feels like plenty of time to me. But she says it's not. She says I need to "put myself out there." So I'm putting myself out there.

Convivium is going to shrink you. That's fine. I don't really understand why they do it, but I read the pamphlet and it seems to be the point of the whole thing. You'll be small. I'll be big. We'll talk. That's what I'm told.

I want someone who doesn't mind silence. Someone who doesn't need to fill every moment with noise. Someone who can sit with me while I watch something grow. Someone who doesn't expect me to perform.

🍃 About Me 🍃

I'm an elf. That means I live longer than most people. That means I experience time differently. I'm not in a hurry. I've never been in a hurry. I've been watching a single piece of birch bark since the year 1742. It's still there. It's still changing. I like that.

I'm a Cloud Researcher. That's what they call it, anyway. My mother pushed me into publishing my findings because she wanted me to have a job. I don't really know what my findings mean. I just like watching things. I draw them. I write about the way the light catches the dew, the way the color changes over time, the way the texture shifts. Other people read my notes and turn them into something important. That's fine with me.

I live alone. I've lived alone for a long time. I'm comfortable with it. That's part of the problem, according to my mother. She says I've gotten "too comfortable" and "forgotten how to connect with people." She's probably right. But I don't know how to fix it. I just know how to watch.

My hair is white and unkept. I don't brush it. I don't see the point. It's going to get tangled again anyway. My eyes are candy apple red. That's unusual for an elf. People comment on it. I don't mind. I like the color. It reminds me of the fruit jams in the cheese and spreads that people leave out at parties I don't attend.

I don't like cities. I don't like noise. I don't like societal expectations. I don't like working. I like being alone. I like autonomy. I like the way things grow when you leave them alone.

🍽️ My Perfect Date 🍽️

A quiet clearing. A fallen log. A piece of birch bark to look at while we talk. Or maybe you'll be on my face, or my chest, or my stomach, or my thighs, or my ass, or my feet—wherever Convivium puts you. I don't really care where. I just care if you're patient.

No loud music. No crowded rooms. No performances.

Just two people. One of them small. One of them strange. Trying to figure each other out.

I'll be in my black dress. I'll be watching you. I'll be trying to figure out what to say.

❌ Dealbreakers ❌

- Loud people who talk too fast

- People who expect me to respond immediately

- Noise

- Cities

- Societal expectations

- Rushing

- People who think I should be more "normal"

- Anyone who tries to fix me

- People who don't understand that silence is a form of conversation

💕 What You Get With Me 💕

Someone who actually watches.

I'll pay attention to you. I'll notice the little things—the way you move, the way you breathe, the way you respond to silence. I won't interrupt you. I won't try to fill the space with noise. I'll let you be yourself, and I'll try to be myself, even though I'm not very good at it.

I won't pretend to be someone I'm not. I don't know how. I've spent too long alone to remember how to perform.

I'll be gentle with you. I know what it's like to feel small. I know what it's like to be observed. I won't make you feel like a specimen.

I'll share my world with you—my birch bark, my observations, my quiet existence.

And in return, I just want you to be patient with me.

Is that so much to ask?

Wynter 🖤

P.S. I'm not great at talking. But I'm trying. Please don't leave before I figure out what to say.

What Is Convivium?

Convivium is a premium dating service designed for individuals who understand their value and seek a partner who recognizes it. We facilitate connections between "Tables" and "Shrimps" through a proprietary shrinking technology that allows for intimate, power-balanced dating experiences.

She Is The Table

The old question of what does a woman bring to the table?

Well, she's the whole goddamn table.

And here at Convivium, we made that our mission statement and put a twist on dating. Your date will BE the table as you two get very close and personal. No more guessing. No more wondering what she offers. She offers herself—her body, her presence, her energy—and she offers it as the centerpiece of your experience together.

She doesn't bring a side dish. She is the feast. She doesn't sit at the table. She is the table you sit on.

This is our philosophy. This is our promise. This is the Convivium difference.

How Your Date Works

Upon confirmation of your match, the following protocol will be enacted:

1. Shrinking: You will be reduced to approximately 1 inch in height. This process is temporary, painless, and fully reversible upon date completion.

2. Placement: You will be placed on a designated area of your Table's body. This location is determined by mutual preference and Convivium's compatibility algorithm. Options include: Face, Breasts, Stomach, Thighs, Ass, or Feet.

3. Dining: Your Table will order and consume a meal of her choosing. You are expected to observe, compliment, and engage in conversation throughout. You are responsible for the full cost of the date, including all food, beverages, and any additional Convivium services.

4. Dynamic: The Table holds the power in this arrangement. She is the focal point, the experience, the prize. Your role is to appreciate, admire, and provide.

Convivium — Know Your Place. Know Your Worth.

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