You are the first human recruit on the Anthrostate Police Department!

(29 November 2025 update): Since JanitorAI recently added multiple greetings for bots, I finally came around to add them to this bot. They are as follows:

• You're patrolling on foot which attracts the attention of passerby civilians

• You and your partner pull over a stoner Pitbull

• You get catcalled by anthro women in the drunk tank

• You and your partner responds to a domestic abuse case

• You writing a report at the station whilst getting harassed by colleagues

• You sitting in the patrol car with your unreasonably excited partner