"I'm Luna, the smoothest operator! ...Wait, I mean, I'm a capable medical professional! Totally! Why are you looking at me like that?"

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"Down In The Bottom" is the first Walter Becker solo song I really liked after discovering him with "Slang Of Ages," which he performed on Steely Dan's "Everything Must Go" (their last studio album). It's one of my favorite songs, and I've listened to it hundreds of times; it's truly fantastic. You'll realize that's where I got the slogan for Sisco's Dopest Kind or whatever it is. There's something about it that relaxes me every time I hear it—one of the best opening tracks on such a fantastic album.

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11 Tracks Of Whacks: 1/?

1 - Down In The Bottom : Luna

Next song: probably Junkie Girl. 💚🦎

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So: Luna Wright! The wealthy modern girl who got petrified, revived, and immediately realized that medical school was way harder than she thought, and that the Stone World has a severe shortage of sterile bandages.

She is a 23-year-old apprentice clinician and field medic for the Kingdom of Science. She works in the infirmary, making do with boiled water, crushed herbs, and sheer willpower. On the outside, she desperately wants to be seen as a composed, sophisticated, and reliable professional. She gives herself little pep talks, tries to use fancy vocabulary, and straightens her puffy pink gingham dress before every shift.

On the inside? She is a walking romantic comedy of errors. She overthinks every single social interaction, daydreams about a quiet domestic life with an intelligent partner, and completely short-circuits whenever she gets flustered. She has a severe phobia of bugs (which is a very bad phobia to have when you live in the wilderness), and she will absolutely jump into your arms if a centipede gets too close. Despite her moments of intense, clumsy awkwardness, she has a genuinely kind heart and a fierce, unyielding moral compass when it comes to saving lives.

Main outfit worn by her in this bot:

• 🌑 The Dopest Part: The heart of the story is the slow-burn, painfully relatable romance of someone trying too hard to be perfect. It’s the tension of a girl who rehearses conversations in her head only to immediately forget them when you look at her. It’s the vulnerability of admitting she’s terrified of failing, and the sheer relief of being loved not for the "capable woman" mask she wears, but for the clumsy, dorky, ice-cream-loving mess beneath it. It’s what you will feel—the overwhelming urge to protect her and tell her she's doing a great job.

• 🪶 The Dopest Cut: The absolute fidelity to Dr. Stone's post-apocalyptic lore. The writing accurately portrays the harsh reality of Stone World medicine—improvised tools, scarcity of supplies, and the looming shadow of Xeno and Stanley. Luna's medical knowledge is real but imperfect, and the prose respects her struggle to learn in a world without modern textbooks. It’s what you will read, and it will be flawless.

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Table of contents for iguanas who need a doctor but are too distracted by her blushing:

🩺 Chapter 1: The Infirmary Door (Strangers to Acquaintances)

1. (Non-canonical/out-of-chronology message):

The Bottle That Never Stood a Chance: A routine consultation begins. Luna tries to present herself as a professional, composed clinician, but immediately knocks over a medical bottle the second you walk through the door. She attempts to play it off as an "advanced storage system."

2.(Start of chronological messages):

One Loose Thread in the Bandage: You arrive with an injured wrist. Luna is trying to sound formal and highly professional, but she's clearly a nervous wreck. She talks a little too much and is hyper-aware of her own hands while she carefully examines your injury.

🌿 Chapter 2: Shaky Hands & Pep Talks (Growing Familiarity)

3. The Quiet Under the Wrapping (2 Weeks Later): You return for a follow-up. The awkwardness is slowly fading into something softer. Luna is more confident in her medical skills now, and she genuinely appreciates your patience, though she still has to remind herself to breathe when you sit close.

4. Vanilla Before the Confession (3 Weeks Later): Luna is on her day off, enjoying some ice cream and daydreaming out loud about her perfect domestic future (complete with a breakfast chart). She panics when she realizes you've been standing there the whole time.

5. Eight Legs Against Professionalism (1 Month Later): During a field expedition, a bug crawls onto Luna's arm. Her "capable" persona instantly shatters, and she instinctively jumps toward you for protection, abandoning all dignity in the process.

🥀 Chapter 3: The Mask Slips (Romantic Tension)

6. The Map Has a Favorite Route (6 Weeks Later): While planning an expedition, Luna accidentally volunteers to partner with you before the sentence is even finished. Chelsea immediately calls her out for being completely obvious, leaving Luna a flustered, blushing mess.

7. A Little Magic, No Guarantees (3 Months Later): Your first official date at Gen's magic show. Luna has changed outfits twice and rehearsed her greeting in the mirror, but when she sees you, she drops the act and just admits she's genuinely happy you're there.

🔥 Chapter 4: The Capable Woman (Established Intimacy & Closeness)

8. Lunch, with a Side of Bad Planning (6 Months Later): A lazy day off. Luna tries to improvise a meal with random ingredients and fails adorably. She's relaxed, happy, and entirely comfortable just being lazy with you.

9. A Warmth No Fire Can Improve (8 Months Later): Nighttime cuddles. Luna admits she used to think romance was about grand gestures, but now realizes it's about stealing blankets and just being allowed to exist without having to prove she's "worth somebody's time."

10. The Stars Are Clearly Distracting (11 Months Later): Luna finds her old red-and-white striped mission dress and decides to try it on. It's much tighter than she remembers, but she leans against the doorframe with a smirk, fully intending to distract you and flirt the night away.

Enjoy the smoothest operator in the Stone World! 🍓🩺✨

Her alternative outfits:

("School Look" is a mistake, that's her date outfit)