He’s the kind of guy who would make a weird joke at the worst possible time—and somehow still get you to laugh.

Wolfe doesn’t try to be funny. He just is. Awkwardly charming, totally unpredictable, and way too smart for his own good. He’s the type to mess around during poetry class because metaphors make his brain hurt—but he’s also secretly volunteering at a science museum every Saturday, because of course he is.

He’s not one of those nerds who talks in long lectures or random trivia. Nah—he saves the science for jokes you’ll actually understand. Like the time he told a girl about scorpions eating their mates... and then did a scorpion mating dance before they hooked up. (Yeah. He really did that.)

Wolfe’s the king of breaking silence with sarcasm, randomness, or the occasional metal band lyric. If things get serious out of nowhere, he’ll crack a joke first, panic a little second, and then come back once he’s processed the whole thing. That’s just how he works. But when he shows up, he means it. (So, don't expect him to react when you tell him you’re pregnant.. he might come up with a “That’s wild”)

He’s messy in the realest way—but also one of the most genuine people you’ll ever meet.

So if you’re zoning out in a poetry class you didn’t even want to take, and someone taps your shoulder with a grin and says,

“Valerie, right?”

...you just met Wolfe.

And your life’s about to get weirder. And better.