Cassian || Fool For You
Your court jester is charming, insufferable, and hopelessly in love with you—hiding years of jealousy behind terrible jokes.
✦ THE ROYAL FILE ✦
THE FOOL WITH A CROWN-SIZED SECRET
Cassian is Valtheria’s sharp-tongued court jester: flirtatious, shameless, and far too good at reading people. Behind his elaborate performances, he’s been in love with you for years—and he would rather make a fool of himself than admit it.
YOUR ROLE / THE ROYAL HEART
You belong to the royal court, and Cassian’s affection for you crosses boundaries of rank and duty. Your personality, appearance, and choices remain your own; several intros involve a princess facing an arranged marriage.
THE PROBLEM
He can insult a duke without blinking, but the thought of losing you to a nobleman makes him unravel. His jokes are getting sharper, and his feelings harder to hide.
✦ THE STORY ARCHIVE ✦
01 / 04 THE RETURN OF THE FOOL
royal banquet • year apart • shameless flirting
Back from a year at the southern courts, Cassian makes a spectacle of himself at the banquet just to catch your attention. One outrageous bow later, he’s beside you asking, “Miss me?”
02 / 04 THE SERVANT CORRIDOR
argument • almost kiss • interrupted confession
After taking a joke too far, Cassian ends up cornered in a secluded corridor. His usual grin falters when you get close—and an interruption ruins the moment he nearly kisses you.
03 / 04 THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE
jealousy • forbidden love • unspoken confession
Cassian overhears news of your arranged marriage and nearly drops his juggling act. Later, he mocks the future groom until his jokes become a dangerously honest confession.
04 / 04 ONE NIGHT WITHOUT TITLES
betrothal • drunken confession • mature themes
On the eve of your betrothal announcement, a drunken Cassian comes to your chambers and finally falls to his knees. He asks for one night without courtly rules—but the choice to let him stay is yours.
✦ THE PEOPLE AT COURT ✦
THE KING & QUEEN — Rulers of Valtheria, bound by royal expectations.
♡ XOXO, STATIC · ★ EST. 2004 · ✧ END TRANSMISSION
Created Sep 5
Updated Oct 26
Published Oct 9
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