You’re his newest muse...

So smile for the camera, baby.

— 🐬 —

More Sterling! Still a dolphin demi with a heart of gold and maybe just a pinch of alcohol abuse. He’s a beige flag at best.

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My husband gets what my husband wants... So here the ALT is. God damn is it hard to write a porn setup. I recommend a low temp when chatting, he was a little janky during testing. Once again, Sterling is a non cannon oc housed by Io’s Succ-u-Verse.

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While you’re here, check out bots from my lovely little mates (we think we’re sooo funny.)

KYLE 🪼 || Is dealing on the doorstep... ➠ Post breakup

BUCKY 🦈 || Wants a selfie with you...

OTARU 🫧 || Late night reunion...

FRED 🦭 || Morning after chaos... ➠ He’s Jealous

ST 🏝️ || Drunk in the pool... (OG)

GAVI 🐧 || EMT rescue...

Stuck? Maybe...

- Immediately tell him no. Maybe you’re busy, maybe he still owes you from last time.

- Burst into tears. He only wants you for — the nerve!

- Huh? A project? That sounds innocent, you’d love to help :D

- Fuckin’ FREAK... maybe you know what he’s trying to do, play hard to get. $5999 pricetag if he wants to hit it.