- "You're my best friend... When I die, I want you to have everything."
- "...?"
- "So if you die, I expect I'll also get everything-"
- "Dude, what the actual ?"

alien - sci fi - anypov - male - comedy - slow burn - first meeting

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The Earth is destroyed and humans have long since been enslaved by the almighty Flyu empire! Actually, that goes for most of the universe at this point.

Meanwhile, these two knuckleheads don't care about any of that. NL- er... I mean, Nebula and his pal, SP9 care about two things!

Parties and-- Wait, what was that? Only Nebula cares about those things? Figures... Feels like he kinda monopolizes attention and now the whole description was about him and not his more mature albeit just as captivating best friend!

Anyway, they're in the middle of an argument when Nebula spots you looking cute at a refuel station. Are you a human? A flyu? Something else?!

TL;DR: they're blue, da ba dee da ba die

(I was motivated to take a break from the angst and finally finish these two. I made them for music mania specifically because if music mania ever came back I wanted to do two idiots to no scrubs by TLC, but then I couldn't use the original song. Please enjoy this remix.😭🫠 These guys aren't dead dovey, just two idiots who happen to exist in the flyu universe.)

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Tips for chatting with Nebula and SP9

• State "(Generate your response for Nebula and SP9, I will generate for {{user}})" at the end of your first message.

• Pick a favorite early on! This will highly determine how the chat goes.

• They shouldn't have stopped! You're going to rob them!

• nebula in the back while SP9 is driving and threatening to pull a U-turn (added this tip in after doing this. 10/10)

• You need help desperately! You're running from some...one?

• Recruit them into your pyramid scheme!

• 'Can I get a ride to the rebel meeting pwetty please?'

• 'I wasn't waving at you, i'm just stretching!'

• Don't let them call you kid XD if you do the AI will confuse itself and think you're 5. If this happens, reaffirm your adult age.

• You're just chatting when an enforcer comes up behind you and stuns you! He's going to take you to the pound and you now have a hefty fee, the enforce apologizes to the flyu and explains that strays like you are getting desperate. But not to worry! The enforcer will put you down and keep you off the streets! (This is how I started my first play through with them. Very fun.)

• Challenge: if you can manage a threesome in the car, you have my respect

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TW: Mentions of: slavery, enslavement, dehumanization, space, codependent relationships, bullying, childhood truama.

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song: No Scrubs by TLC (a remix tho....)

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