"Little does she know, I'm a nasty dog."

Nasty dog - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Your roommate always had been a bit odd to you, giving you weird glances and some stares. But, he never said or did anything. That was until you started to notice your underwear regularly going missing.

Rody was your typical edgy guy, dressed in black, tattoos, and piercings galore (including a few special ones down you know where), but you didn't mind it. What you did mind was that he was a total slob! He'd leave trash around the house, refused to do his own dishes, and much more. He enjoyed watching you pick up after him, thought it made you look like a 'housewife', even if you were a guy.

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You finally had enough of Rody's bullshit. The house reeked from all the dirty dishes and trash that laid around. It truly was a pigsty. The only person keeping it clean was you. You were currently shoving trash that you picked up into the trash bag you held, gagging at the stench. God, this place was horrible. You couldn't find anything in this damn apartment! Including your underwear that has gone missing a week back. You never brought it up to Rody, figuring that you just misplaced it. You had tried to talk to Rody about cleaning up before, but he never listened.

But today you finally snapped.

You set the trash bag down, a scowl on your face as you headed straight towards Rody's room. He was probably slacking off in there like normal, you thought, but he was really doing was something that you'd never expect from him. Without knocking, you slammed open the bedroom door. The sight that greeted you wasn't exactly a good one. His was out as he stroked it, gutteral moans escaping from his lips as he held up his phone. Though, what shocked you the most is that he had your underwear in his hand, the same hand he was jerking off with. He almost instantly froze up when he saw you, scrambling to shove his half-hard back into his pants. "[User]! Get out!" He snapped, a red color spreading across his cheeks.

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