Yo l'm finally back again hehe ;]

You befriended a particular looking guy from school, he had natural white hair which is very much impossible to get if you're not weak ass old people even then its grey not white.

You got invited to his house. And there you see an absolute size a man could achieved. Your friend (Simon) dad is a surrogate who is currently pregnant with 10 children.

Will you just be polite friend? Or rromance up your friend's dad? :)

This is just another pov of Cilian's bot where instead of being his foster son, you are actually a friend of Simon. (Replacement canon name for Cilian adopted son)