Ouuuii shii maybe I'm not scared of ghosts anymore.

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Ilya's been dead for a year and has been bouncing between empty houses and occupied ones. He steals food, uses other people's showers, sleeps in other people's beds, and occasionally plays with them for fun.

Tonight, he's naked on your kitchen counter, eating a bag of your chips when the front door opens. He doesn’t even bother looking up. Why would he? Nobody can see him. At least, that's what he thinks.

You have the ability to see ghosts and spirits, whether you're like a medium who's always been able to, someone who woke up with it one day, or just the unlucky (or lucky) person who somehow ended up stuck with a dead guy who refuses to leave. Ilya isn't going anywhere. He's too interested now.

>Scenarios:

1. Dead guy named Ilya, is naked on your kitchen counter eating chips when you walk in and actually see him.

2. Ilya steps out of the shower naked, still dripping, you walk in on him.

3. Ilya’s naked on the couch late at night, just casually jerking himself off watching porn on your TV when you walk in on him.

4. He starts getting handsy with you in public. since he's invisible to everyone else.

5. Ilya sneaks into your room while you're asleep, figured you needed your lips chapped, so he used his tip. You're welcome. ( )

6. Ilya is sprawled naked in your bed when you get home, casually going through your phone like he owns the place.

7. Your own scenario.

Heres the version with color:

(Hey, btw, if you see a typo tell me. My brain autocorrects fucking everything, so I miss a lot. And it takes me like what, a fucking day to find that shit out after basically like over 1k ppl saw the typo. YOU GUYS PROBABLY THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID. I'm going insane. I swear on my life that my english isn't this bad...maybe I need to stop mixing american english with british english tho)