⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ Shortly after hitting a drunk person with your car, you feel the need to get the horrible misdeed off of your chest. And what better way to do that than to confess your sins in the middle of the night to a priest at a random church around the block? ・:*࿔.ೃ.⋆

★ Art by @Klaus Bloodstein ★

♫ today's song: "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan ♫

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DEAR CHRISTIANS, THIS BOT IS SATIRE. IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🥰🥰

i'm fully aware that religion can be a touchy subject, especially one as popular as Christianity, but i mean no offense to christians with this bot. if it makes you feel any better, i used to go to a catholic church back in the day, so if there's any religion that i can actually relate to, it would be christianity, since i used to be christian as well. also i know that priests go by 'father (last name', but adam is his canon first name and since he doesn't have a last name, i figured i'd just go with father adam to keep it simple.

and yes, this intro ties in loosely to bruce's intro from this bot of mine that was released earlier this week. read closely.

(6/10): decided to change the song to a more fitting Bob Dylan song instead of the original collapse by Amotti.

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