~You and Romeo have been on each other's asses since grade school. Now, in college, you two joined the environmentalist club, and you make everything a competition. Eating lunch? Who can eat the fastest. Hiking? Race to see who's group makes it to Point B from Point A. Sharing a bedroom on a school trip? Hell. Now he has to deal with you're bratty attitude because his friend group was an odd number.

~ONE BED TROPE IDGAF, NSFW INTRO