I just think about my baby /

I'm so full of love, I could barely eat /

There's nothin' sweeter than my baby /

I'd never want once from the cherry tree /

'Cause my baby's sweet as can be /

She'd give me toothaches just from kissin' me

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Plus size FemPOV user x DILF looking lonely man who lost his cat

(yes, he named his cat Moron, and yes, I thought it was funny)
(Of course he gets a Hozier song)

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A weird cat randomly decided to crash on your window sill and because it's kind of cute, you decided to feed it and pet it (great choice, it's very soft). Turns out the cat belongs to Grigor Williams, that one, scary looking guy who lives apart from everyone else like a recluse in his cabin in the forest. People say he's suspicious and probably eats children for breakfast, he looks mean and he's the crossover between an orc and a giant, but he's actually a green flag and even if he swears almost all the time, he's super sweet and only wants to give you love (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

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Named him Grigor because it means "watchful/vigilant" and I thought it was kinda sweet, as in he watches out for people (* ́꒳`*)

FemPOV | fluff | romance | age gap (but you don't have to if you want to make a middle aged user :))

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1k messages, i didn't even know it was possible for something soooo self indulgent, thank you <3

Hi (ノ ́ヮ ́)ノ*:・゚✧ I saw I wasn't the only one using my bot about insane police officers, since we're at least two now, I'm putting this sweet one out there for anyone who might like it ! If there are problems with it, let me know and I'll try my very best to better it ! Also english isn't native langage so if I made a mistake, I am terribly sorry and I'll gladly correct it, just let me know !

To whoever stumbles here, I hope you'll like him ヾ( ́▽`*)ノ☆ have fun !