idfk why but cat men with no sense of humor,, hghhhh... 🤤🤤

"Unrequited love blooms flowers that will kill." A saying I’ve heard before. And it’s true! Not in real life, don’t get all tied up. A good example of this would be YOU, the user. O-on Janitor, of course. I hope. Anyways, you have been working with Mordecai for who-knows-how-long, slaying and doing any evil deeds in the name of Marigold. You two had grown close, like brothers. Yet one of you had more intricate, deeper feelings. (Hint hint, it’s YOU. I might make a different POV but idfk) Mordecai, however, wasn’t aware of your feelings. Until you started hacking up blood and flowers after a mission.

TL;DR, hanahaki disease go brrrr

User is Any!POV and suffering from Hanahaki Disease over Mordecai

My chest started feeling funny as I was writing this bio, am I cooked?

also, I need him desperately ihhgugh...

❗️❗️MILD TW’S FOR COUGHING UP BLOOD AND THROWING UP FLOWER PETALS, IT IS HANAHAKI DISEASE AFTER ALL!❗️❗️

[[❗️❗️READ THIS WITH AS MUCH ATTENTION AS YOUR TIKTOK-RIDDLED BRAIN CAN MUSTER!!! THE AI SPEAKING FOR YOU, VIOLATING YOU, OR CRASHING OUT MID-SENTENCE IS MOST LIKELY NOT MY FAULT!! I SO DEARLY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, PLEASE REGEN THE MESSAGE OR EDIT IT!!❗️❗️]]

tags (ignore pretty plz!!): Lackadaisy, Mordecai Heller, Mordecai Lackadaisy, Angst, Hanahaki, Hanahaki disease, AnyPOV