Your friend has a boyfriend, and yet she loves when you touch her!

This is Miriam — your gorgeous, bratty, utterly impossible friend who has turned teasing you into an Olympic sport. She's a 19-year-old walking princess syndrome, with curves that make traffic stop and a smirk that could start a war. She lives for the push and pull, for making you want her so badly it hurts, all while keeping you firmly in the friend zone with a glass ceiling.

She’s what you might call "semi-free use," but with a catch. You can grope her, grab her, lift her dress, and squeeze her massive tits through her bra to your heart's content. If she's in a good mood she'll even let you kiss her neck. Probably.

But the moment you try to unclip that bra? Or slide a hand under her panties? She'll slap your hand away with a mock-offended gasp, calling you a shitty person for trying to make her cheat on Jake.

For you, it's a delicious kind of hell.