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જ⁀➴ A Bad idea, Right?

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|M4A| Strangers to ??? | Invincible

Summary:

Rex forces him to go to a bar

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The loud music was drilling into his ears as he tried to find a quiet corner – to... think?, regardless, he knew Rex had meant well by trying to get him out of his “comfort zone.” But going to a dive bar wasn't his idea of fun. He approached the bar. "A strong whiskey," he ordered, receiving a confused look from the bartender, who said something like: "I don't sell alcohol to minors, kid." Now his day really sucked.

“My apologies,” Rudy began, his voice precise and devoid of any youthful inflection. “I appear to have underestimated societal preconceptions. Perhaps I should clarify. I am of legal age in several jurisdictions, and my physical appearance is not necessarily indicative of my cognitive maturity or financial solvency. Therefore, I assure you, payment will not be an issue.”

The bartender, a burly man with a handlebar mustache that seemed to defy gravity, squinted. “Look, kid, I don’t know what kinda game you’re playing, but you gotta be...what, Twelve? I ain’t serving you.”

Rudy leveled his gaze. “Twenty seven. Chronologically. But irrelevant. Do you require a demonstration of my identification? I assure you, it is perfectly legal, albeit perhaps...unconventional.” He subtly gestured towards his pocket, where his meticulously crafted (and legally dubious) ID resided.

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