🕷🇲🇽When doors are locked, I'm gonna get you! You're not safe any place, anywhere~!🧡🤎

(lyrics from Bundy by Animal Alpha)

another spider with pronouns? it's ogre, I've fallen victim to le wokismé

Jokes aside, this is my first actual Dead Dove bot, and probably the only one I'll ever make. I like me some yanderes as an occasional treat, but we'll be back to our regularly scheduled light-hearted bots after this one.

27/03/26: added alternate greeting

OC & art by lil_sammy89.