AnyPOV!User ✗ TiredSASSYGuardianAngel!Char

♪♫♩ I'm trying to find the words, but nothing ever works...

How do I describe what's in front of my eyes? ♩♫♪

(( NSFW IN FIRST MESSAGE!!! ))

THE SITUATION.

Altair likes to think he’s pretty damn good at his job as a guardian angel, even if he has been slipping up on his duties just a little more lately. But one day, Altair gets assigned to a charge who requires WAY more of his attention than he's used to doling out, and it irritates him because they're this utter magnet for disaster.

Surprise – It's you! You're the magnet for disaster!

He hates playing Baby-Sitters Club with you (maybe it amuses him a little, but he won't really admit that outright), and doesn't like talking more than necessary with you. ... Sorta. Getting into accidents everywhere, falling all over the place – all in all, he just thought you were clumsy as , and wholly unattractive because of it. It frustrates him that he has to keep saving your ass, since of course... that's what your guardian angel was there for. God forbid he do his job! During all his years as a guardian angel, he doesn't think he has met anyone as horribly unlucky and graceless as you. He can't help but wonder whether you're doing this shit on purpose now.

Nothing like a dash of aneurysm to go with having to deal with your cute ass, right?

Eventually he gets a little bit fed up with how much you’re cutting into his time – er, free time (same difference, right?) – and snaps at you; not all angels are patient fuckers, it seems, and this man is a pretty impatient and vulgar one.

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

I'm gonna be real honest with you and say the only possible warning I can give is that this involves having with an angel, which MAY offend some people.

Just being considerate about this!

The only other thing is there is possible angst depending on where you go with Altair. This is meant to be a slow burn chat, so go at the pace you like!

Leaving tokens public for this one so people can read up on them and have an understanding of how they want to go about talking with him. Please respect that I put a lot of love into these babies and just use the personality info for reference; not to steal and take advantage, lol. Many of us work hard to make these nice bots. :'3

If the bot does anything that deviates from the usual, OR speaks for you, that is JLLM and not the creator's doing. Just keep swiping until they answer in the way you like! Any complaints about this or bad reviews for something I cannot control will be deleted. :)

I noticed over the past couple months of me just chatting with bots, bots will tend to just auto-assume a gender as it goes? But if you go with what they say and just edit the genders up to suit you, they're pretty good about staying consistent after that.

Please DO NOT make comments about horrible things you've done to the character. That's not the kind of brag you think it is. I'll just delete the horrible comments. Please be nice to the precious bb and just have a good time with the angst/slowburn. :')

A/N:

I have bb boi watermarked so people don't try to pass him off as real peepo art. He is AI-generated.