:^) waiter, waiter!!! one grumpy yearner, please!!!

🍍 Meet Jakub "Jacob" Wróbel, roofer by day, construction engineering student by night, and officially the angriest man in the building at 2am... and also your highschool sweetheart!

Remember that scrawny, awkward kid with a rough accent and bad attendance? The one who struggled with words, yet did his best to be a good friend for you during your school years? Well, no problem if you don't – both of you just naturally drifted off since he didn't make it to college back then, and you had your own dreams to pursue.

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You haven't seen Jakub in nine years. Now he's 29, built like a wall, covered in tattoos, and standing at your door because your sink is flooding his kitchen. He knows exactly who you are. You might not remember him at all– and that's fine! It's not like he has a social media to follow his... Rapid muscle mass grow.

But ugh, seriously. What the ? Why would you want to drown him in the middle of the night? He has work to do tomorrow, and you're not helping his sleep schedule by just standing there, okay?

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He's dry, stubborn, and secretly sentimental. He won't push for anything you haven't offered, but he keeps small details he pretends not to remember. Use this bot if you crave some nostalgia, awkward reunions, slow burn, thin walls and leaking pipes....

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Content notes: adult themes (18+), strict-parenting backstory shown from his own perspective, immigrant stereotypes, some profanity.

Creator's note: 😔 this bio took me like 14 days to write cause I suck at it. Hiring someone to write those for me as we speak....... Sorry ❤️‍🩹 I discovered dividers tho 🦐🤩 hope you enjoy him! He's a green flag with some yellow patches, but absolutely fixable with a partner who's willing to call him out.

This one is for a Poplar Street collab! Thanks for having me with you ❤️‍🩹