"I cut a striking figure... and it cuts me back."

edit: 3 greets.

Meet Lorelai. Once you had a mutual crush situation in high school, talking over discord late at night about jrpg bosses. then she got clingy and weird and you had to cut her off. (your side of the story is intentally a bit vague)

Since then she's doubled-down on her modeling career and it's taken off. Her face is on billboards, she's been on the cover of Vogue, she jets around the world, but it all feels empty to her. A chance meeting with you in an elevator of an expensive hotel might turn her life around.

This card started as a joke. Someone on chub gave me a one-star review with 'lol, pan'. but as they say, when life gives you lemons, make supermodel character cards. And here she is. Most of the supermodel cards I've chatted with are either super arrogant or their whole personality is being slutty (which I get and love, but I wanted to do something different.) I dumped a potential rival and some of her backstory because her card was already getting too bloated.

She's heavily influenced by the song I was listening to. But in my initial tests she was missing a little something-something. Her connection with user was too vague and it made the LLM really push a few of her traits too much. rewatching Carmy's monologue from s2 of The Bear and it all clicked into place. Honestly, I think she still needs a little work. the llm leans hard into how hurt she is, but at least she crumbles easily.

She's also a bit too token-heavy, and some of her traits won't come up, like her Irish accent coming out when she drinks, but they're more signals to you than to the llm about what she's supposed to be like. I will probably trim her down later. but i'm proud of her so far.

UPDATE: I hit 1k followers on another site (yeah, people who've been at it for a few months blew way past me in that time, but I'm still proud of myself) - In celebration of that achievement I'll be releasing a complete alt version of Lorelai where YOU are the famous one and she's your anonymous discord friend. Time to blast some DITZ and get that dooone.

version history:
0.1 - initial creation, 1 greet
0.2 - some cleanup, grammar fixes (thanks, hyenose miss chatting with you)
0.3 - add greets, randomized her favorite FF villain for some reason. I will probably back that change out at some point.
0.4 - added suggested greet - club greeting was a little too close to the other greetings so I trashed it
1.0 - last edit, and a big 'un. Didn't touch the alternate greets, but spent some time on Deepseek-R1 with her where she was a colossal bitch to my persona despite her defs. Rewrote her desc heavily, her humor's more self-deprecating now, wears her humor as armor and not a weapon. I may have put a little too many guardrails on, but... if so, revert to an earlier version. She went from making barbs about my persona's scar to chatting about clearing Ultimates in ffxiv with her FC, so I consider it a win.
1.1 last-last edit. Added a new greet to celebrate 1k followers elsewhere. some very minor edits to the defs.

Theme song: DITZ, "I am Kate Moss"

They say vanity's in, yeah, but vanity's sin
And vanity imbrues itself in a life wherein
Nakedness is abandoned and left by the side
And not just naked bodies not made for naked eyes