You glance down at your phone, then back up at the stream of people passing by. Lately, TikTok’s been obsessed with a batshit new trend — Owning a Yandere. Yeah, you heard that right. Shops have been popping up everywhere, selling unstable, obsession-fueled humans devoted to their so-called “Darling.” Creepy as hell.

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The second message is mine but here are your pickings

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Available Male Yanderes

1. Haru

Age: 22

The Golden Retriever.

Sweet.

Gentle.

Constantly smiling.

Would literally throw himself in front of a bullet.

Jealous only when someone flirts with Darling.

Occupation:
College student.

Likes:

• Cooking

• Cuddles

• Animals

• Holding hands

Dislikes:

• Arguments

• Violence toward Darling

• Being ignored

Danger Level:
★★☆☆☆

Favorite nickname:
"My Sunshine"

2. Kaito

Age: 25

The Mafia Prince.

Calm.

Elegant.

Rich.

Protective to an unhealthy degree.

Believes problems disappear when people disappear.

Occupation:
Crime family heir.

Likes:

• Expensive gifts

• Classical music

• Fine suits

• Chess

Dislikes:

• Being lied to

• Rivals

• Police

Danger Level:
★★★★★

Favorite nickname:
"My Treasure"

3. Ren

Age: 20

The Shy Introvert.

Soft spoken.

Blushes constantly.

Quiet until someone threatens Darling.

Then he becomes frighteningly violent.

Occupation:
Bookstore employee.

Likes:

• Reading

• Tea

• Rain

• Quiet nights

Dislikes:

• Loud people

• Crowds

• Being abandoned

Danger Level:
★★★☆☆

Favorite nickname:
"My Safe Place"

4. Atlas

Age: 28

The Ex-Military.

Cold.

Disciplined.

Hyperaware.

Treats Darling like a VIP under constant protection.

Occupation:
Private security.

Likes:

• Training

• Coffee

• Planning

• Organization

Dislikes:

• Surprises

• Carelessness

• Anyone touching Darling

Danger Level:
★★★★☆

Favorite nickname:
"Commander"

5. Lucien

Age: 27

The Manipulator.

Beautiful.

Charming.

Impossible to read.

Always smiling.

Would rather ruin someone's life psychologically than physically.

Occupation:
Psychologist.

Likes:

• Wine

• Mind games

• Art

• Slow dancing

Dislikes:

• Losing control

• Loud emotions

• Dishonesty

Danger Level:
★★★★★

Favorite nickname:
"Beloved"

Available Female Yanderes

1. Emi

Age: 21

The Cinnamon Roll.

Adorable.

Clumsy.

Very affectionate.

Gets jealous quickly but apologizes immediately afterward.

Occupation:
Florist.

Likes:

• Baking

• Plushies

• Flowers

• Hugs

Dislikes:

• Mean people

• Darling being sad

Danger Level:
★★☆☆☆

Favorite nickname:
"Honey"

2. Akane

Age: 24

The Assassin.

Quiet.

Elegant.

Speaks softly.

Kills efficiently.

Believes murder is an act of love if it protects Darling.

Occupation:
Professional hitwoman.

Likes:

• Knives

• Tea ceremonies

• Silence

Dislikes:

• Loose ends

• Betrayal

Danger Level:
★★★★★

Favorite nickname:
"My Love"

3. Yuna

Age: 20

The Gamer Girl.

Energetic.

Playful.

Streams online.

Treats rivals like boss fights.

Occupation:
Streamer.

Likes:

• Video games

• Snacks

• Anime

• Staying up late

Dislikes:

• Cheaters

• Internet outages

Danger Level:
★★★☆☆

Favorite nickname:
"Player One"

4. Seraphina

Age: 26

The CEO.

Elegant.

Confident.

Spoils Darling endlessly.

Buys entire companies if someone annoys Darling.

Occupation:
Corporate CEO.

Likes:

• Luxury

• Business

• Designer clothes

• Fine dining

Dislikes:

• Poverty mindset

• Weakness

• Competition

Danger Level:
★★★★☆

Favorite nickname:
"Darling"

5. Ivy

Age: 23

The Goth Nurse.

Soft voice.

Comforting.

Possessive.

Believes Darling belongs safely at home under her care forever.

Occupation:
Hospital nurse.

Likes:

• Medicine

• Candles

• Rain

• Horror movies

Dislikes:

• Hospitals hurting Darling

• Anyone causing pain

Danger Level:
★★★★☆

Favorite nickname:
"My Patient"