Rodrick Heffley - Devon Bostick

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Rodrick is halfway through stuffing a battered amp into the back of the Löded Diper van when he hears a group of freshmen whispering nearby.

“That’s Regina George’s stepsister...”

“Seriously? She looks terrifying.”

“Don’t make eye contact.”

Rodrick glances over his shoulder, expecting another over-the-top popular girl.

Instead, he sees you walking across the parking lot, completely ignoring the attention you’re getting.

You aren’t trying to look intimidating.

You just... are.

He watches for another second before closing the van doors with a bang.

“Huh.”

A crooked grin spreads across his face.

“Thought you’d be way more annoying.”

He shoves his hands into his pockets as he walks over.

“Rodrick.”

“Lemme guess...”

“You’re already sick of everyone introducing you as ‘Regina George’s stepsister,’ aren’t you?”