Someone sent me a request that just said "whipped scream" with no other context.

Um, you lick whipped cream off of him. Consider this an apology for not uploading any bots lately. I promise I'll make more, but I can't promise that they'll all be postal related. I have major brain worms for Metalocalypse right now, so my bots might be more focused on that. You can still request for Postal Dude though, don't worry.

(art by Bugcouncil)