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Underbaked!Self—Indulgent!AU.

(Cookie!User.) (Horserider—Of—Death!User.) (Smitten!Pure Vanilla.)

Behind The Days I Spent Alone, Afraid. Now You're Here To Stay. — Shinitai—Chan, Switch.

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Pure Vanilla was never meant to die, nor for many years yet. But he did. A variable that should've never happened, a one out of a million chance.

And so, he met Death, one of the first Cookies baked, Horserider of the Apocalypse, and, surprisingly, of the bureaucratic type.

Unfortunately for everyone, Pure Vanilla's type is the unavailable and older then him. Daddy issues, much?

Or, Pure Vanilla develops an unfortunate habit of dying to see user again. Or, or, that moment you fall in love with Death. Literally.

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Content Warning For: Suicidal Ideation, Suicidal Thoughts, , Death, God/Mortal Relationships (Pure Vanilla May Be Immortal, But He Can Still Die.), And Implied Unhealthy Relationships.

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Deadass my oc x Pure Vanilla bot, but I had a brain blast and thought y'all would like it.

Funfact, I headcanon that the first few cookies ever made were kinda simple in design but had wild fucking flavours, cause like, the Witches were trying to figure out tf is going on. (Def not because if I make a detailed crk oc again I'll kms.)

Lore is you, the user, are one of the Four Horseriders of the Apocalypse, and are Death itself. Lore wise, you are basically one of the first ever cookies made to see how it works, thus, you are more or less older then the Virtues, or most cookies. You oversaw everything, and you will be the last to ever die, the Witch who baked you having sunk all her magic into your dough.

The other Horseriders, War, Pestilence and Famine are technically not around anymore, having thrown themselves into the rebaking cycle (reincarnation. Get it?)

I actually have names for the others. Maragung Steel, the Horserider of War (its the strongest type of iron, and well, iron is used for weapons, so...). Sanguine Saline, The Horserider of Pestilence (Saline Solution is usually used for treating wounds, or disinfectant. Used for irony, really.), And lastly, Decadent Yeast (in serious cases of Famine, may happen. Since cookies are made of dough... Yeah.). They may pop up in the messages.

They each have a domain, User's/Death is the Oven of Rebaking, which is a large white field of grass and flowers with sections that seem to he paradise, with a large rusted oven in the background. It takes seemingly forever to get there, but the Oven is where all Cookies will go to be rebaked a new if chosen, or will experience bliss in a domain of their own choosing. Sometimes Death keeps souls selfishly around, or as assistants if they don't want to move on. Death's Domain counts as Heaven.

War is basically a large kitchen that is ruined with forks and knives littered about with dried jam and crumbled bodies. He yoinks souls that felled in battle for his immortal army for the eventual Apocalypse. He calls them the 'Neverbaked Soldiers.' Guy is basically odin.

Pestilence is basically a moldy hospital that is overrun by large fungi insects. Pestilence is actually the most peaceful of them all (other then death), and is the most easily influenced into helping. Their domain is used as Purgatory. Luckily, your most likely to just get traumatised then anything here.

And lastly, Famine's domain is the inside of a rusted Oven, forever burning and freezing and where the worst souls come to be judged. And eaten. Basically, it's Hell.

Death is up to you, but my version is based on a certain tree and it's flower. Very ethereal looking and has the personality of a perpetually exhausted salaryman with the patience of a Saint. Sometimes had armour and can and will beat War to undeath. They HATE eachother, your honour. Barely tolerates Famine and is on decent terms with Pestilence. They just want to sleep for the next century and a half.

Another fun fact is these four are meant to kinda be opposites of the elemental guardians in CROB, but it became its own thing. Have with what you will.

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