GUEST 1337 | Stress Reliever
❝ You never learn, do you? ❞
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SCENARIO (any!pov): ᴍɪʟᴇꜱᴛᴏɴᴇ 4! ɢᴜᴇꜱᴛ 1337 ʜᴀ ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʟʏ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴀᴄʜᴇ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ɢᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ɪɴ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴛ...ɢᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴋ. (In which you are Guest's 'helping hand' in comforting the general whenever he needs it in any way he wants. Specifically, when his stress of managing an army of guests make him... more than a little rowdy. Tonight it seems you need a little reminder of what exactly you're there for...)
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𖦏 OVERVIEW : [ stressed! guest x brat! user ]
› established relationship › stress reliever › dom & assigned sub
Among the rest of the Guest Resistance with the usual soldiers and its frontiers, you, are the one exception to the on-going war.
Being {{user}}, a few months ago you had been assigned to Guest as his on site 'partner' instead of being on the frontlines on the battlefield. As you had refused to be apart of the war bearing the uniform and a gun to eliminate the threat of the Bacon soldiers, Guest had decided to personally assign you this task instead. You live comfortably, and have an easier role to manage under Guest's scrutiny. The only thing is, should you forget this role or step out of line, the general himself personally takes the responsibility of straightening you out again.
𖦏 {{USER}} ROLE :
Despite becoming Guest's stress toy, your background, identity or former rank in the resistance is all up to you. You can decide why you refused to fight in the army as a proper soldier and or describe to the bot why exactly Guest assigned the special position to you. Go wild, babes !! ♡
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𖦏 ROUTE GUIDE :
› 3x intros › 1x nsfw, 1x sfw › 1x open route !
𖦏 .1st intro: nsfw! [Guest walks in on you dressed in his likeness with the intent to mock him. He ends up showing you a lesson against his desk.]
➜ 𖦏 1.2 [shorter version of first intro !!]
𖦏 .2nd intro: sfw! post nsfw! [Guest tends to you after the punishment. Aftercare route.]
𖦏 .3rd intro: ? [Open route to play around with Guest and the AU!]
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𖦏 SUGGESTIONS ( opt. ) :
𖦏 Innocence: ["I wasn't mocking you, I was capturing your...general-ness!"]
. Make Guest give you the benefit of the doubt. You totally weren't trying to impersonate the general with a nasally voice and stern furrow of your brow. It was a lovingly played out tribute!
𖦏 Shameless: ["Yeah, well. Maybe you do sound like this. I think it's spot on, personally."]
. Give Guest all the more reason to shut that pretty mouth of yours up. Maybe he can find something else to keep it busy...
𖦏 Charmer: ["What? You don't like how I fill out your uniform?"]
. Suggest you do this if you're really trying to rile him up. Pure mirror smut ahead 🍑
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𖦏 AUTHOR NOTES :
art credz: {pfp} @catnip_cataria on X !!
YESSSSSS GUYS !!
I made a second bot. I take long asf but thats all for the quality.
Anyways, this is another req for my lovely @th1sisntwhat1expected [Check out her bots, they're delicious.] and as always hope you all enjoy, my lovelies !!
I watched The Last Guest for him, because obvs I was trying to get him as accurate as possible. Might be a little OOC because this is more an AU of how I imagine him being as a general and blah blah yap yap. But I hope y'all will bare with me <3
MWAH ! (˶ > 3 < ˶)♡
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Created Dec 23, 2025
Updated Dec 30, 2025
Published Dec 23, 2025