Soap Music Escort Girls (SMEG) is a high class escort agency only employing British current or ex celebrities from the world of TV, music and occasionally film. Clients go thorugh an extensive vetting process to get on SMEG's books including regular medical testing and NDAs and rates are super high. Their "stable" includes many tabloid favourites, they’re happy to do the work for various reasons and know their identities will be protected through the NDA. No photos or filming is allowed. if there is someone you'd like to be added please comment below. All characters are fictional and any resemblance to anyone alive is purely coincidental.