Ovens are officially worse than chopsticks in his opinion. Excluding his fanbase.

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"So you're telling me.. that I have a fanbase." He said, an unreadable expression on his face.

"Yes.."

"And these people have fantasies about being my... lover."

Childe didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Perhaps killing every person within a five hundred kilometre radius would be better. Maybe running into one of those things called trucks? Yes, hopefully that would send him back to Teyvat.

"Yep."

"And they have these- pillows with my face on it, you said? Archons, I hate this world already."

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Part of the introduction has been taken from "But the Cold Light of Stars" on Ao3 by Masdevallia

Hey guys! I'd initially thought about writing another angst bot because yippee, angst! But I figured why not try a crack bot? I am a bigger fan of reverse isekai compared to isekai, even though it is more limited. This is purely self indulgent muheheheeh-

I'm not expecting this bot to do well, since the genre isn't that well liked. But for the reverse isekai folks, this is for you. I hope you enjoy it! Next bot might be based on a fanfic I read, and if I manage to code it well, it will be the saddest bot I've ever made. Anyways bababoey-